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List Sunday....On Monday

Guess what I did!! If you guessed "Forgot about your little ol' blog and how you're supposed to do a list on Sundays!" then you are correctomundo! Better than late than never, right?On this week's...

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The Universe has a twisted sense of humor

I’m always laughing that the universe is out to get me. Nothing terribly tragic ever happens, but my life is like a series of bad jokes.If I get dressed up in a snazzy outfit to go out, before I can...

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You know what's awesome? Free stuff!

So, a few months ago I stumbled upon a fun little website called Crowdtap. What's Crowdtap, you say?"Crowdtap is a revolutionary social marketing and research platform that enables you to be rewarded...

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I'm a terrible blogger

Yup. It's true. I'm an awful blogger - terrible even. I haven't posted a real blog in a long time.  Okay, so here's what's been going on in a short little nutshell:1.) I went to Chicago for the weekend...

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You googled what?!? Part Deux

I always find it amusing to see the people that come to my little ol' blog.  My Google Analytics thingamabob actually tells me what people have googled and ended up on my page.  It's always fun and...

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I need an intervention.

I'm addicted. I have been drawn in like blood through a suction device during some horribly bloody and life-threatening surgery.There. I said it. The truth is out.It's all Netflix's fault.  They're the...

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Sunday Funday? More like Sunday Shouldda-Just-Stayed-In-Bed Day

I spilled coffee on my laptop on Sunday. I had it in a travel mug WITH A LID, and I still managed to spill it on the keyboard. I am talented like that.  It wasn't much, and I got it all up and thought...

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The Sheet Conundrum

I'm a tightwad.  Don't get me wrong, I love to shop, I just hate spending money.  Generally, I will spend hours scouring over the internet researching whatever item I am currently looking for -...

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Diagnosis: HKIADD

It has been confirmed (well, not by a licensed medical official) that I have HKIADD. I am not a genius, but I do frequent medical websites and I work in the medical field. (A vet clinic is medical. Ask...

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Stacey PI: Who peed on my vacuum?

Somebody peed on my Dyson.I went to vacuum this morning, plugged her in, released the handle and urine came spilling out from under the dirt canister.There are two possible perpetrators:Person of...

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I have a surprise for you!!

*Insert happy dance here*It is your lucky day, Dear Readers! No, really! It is! I just got word that I will be able to host my very first handy-dandy blog giveaway in the next couple of months!Do you...

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This is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

I am an idiot.Remember the outfit from THIS BLOG ENTRY? The one that I spent an enormous amount time mulling over for my class reunion last summer?I decided I was going to wear those white pants on...

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Tease

I know, I know. I'm supposed to be doing a giveaway - and I will! There's just been a little hold up.So, because you all have been so patient and kind, I will go on and tell you what the fabulous...

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The highly anticipated Voda Swim Giveaway!!!

Alright, y'all! It's here! Finally - the Voda Swim Give Away is here!! I'm so stinking excited about this!One lucky winner will win the push-up swimsuit of their choice!  WOOHOO!!But first - let me...

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And the winner is.....

a Rafflecopter giveaway Congratulations!!! The winner has 48 hours to contact me at stacey@staserbeam.com! Thank you to everyone who entered! And, if you didn't win, you should still totally go buy a...

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The Cavity Revisted

Okay, y'all. It's summer. I have work - both my regular job and my own business, 2 kids, a husband who plays in a band with gigs on the weekends,  and life in general. The little ol' blog kinda hits...

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I can't even decide on a title

in·de·ci·sive/ˌindiˈsīsiv/Adjective:Not settling an issue: "an indecisive battle".(of a person) Not having or showing the ability to make decisions quickly and effectively.This definition should also...

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Tequila can't fix my problems, but it's worth a shot

- A drunk driver drove through my aunt and uncle's home. Their house is a total loss. They have been displaced to a hotel until they can get into a rental. They're not sure if the home is structurally...

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Diagnosis: HKIADD {The Revisit}

It has been confirmed (well, not by a licensed medical official) that I have HKIADD. I am not a genius, but I do frequent medical websites and I work in the medical field. (A vet clinic is medical. Ask...

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Article 5

Do you ever have one of those days where you feel like you deserve a medal?  I mean, a medal for not stabbing anyone with a straw or punching someone in the throat? My goodness.Today was that day.I...

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Annnd just like that, the baby's in Kindergarten

So, my kiddos start back to school this week.Grayson will be in 2nd grade and Jack will be going in Kindergarten.  How in the hell did that happen?!? Of course, I keep saying I will update soon and...

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The Panty Parade {Revisited)

Have you ever walked out of a place of business and forgotten your panties inside? I have. You know, I could probably just leave this post at that sentence, but I think I shall regale you this tale of...

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30 miles in 3 days: The Ragsdales Smoky Mtn Hiking Adventure

Finally - FINALLY - Chris and I got to get away with NO KIDS for a little hiking adventure in the Smoky Mtns.  Here are some highlights from our trip:

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Operation Redneck

Y'all, I have reached a new redneck low.  I mean, like, this is probably worse than wearing pajamas to Wal-Mart.Tonight, I duct taped my kid's shoes onto his feet.  Like, quite literally duct taped the...

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{Product Review!} : TheUpbra!

So, most of you know that I'm a card carrying member of the IBTC (That's itty bitty titty committee)I spend a ridiculous amount of money on padded bras and bathing suits - probably so much so, that I...

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